V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.
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Jess C. Scott
There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.
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Shannon L. Alder
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.
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Jess C. Scott
I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do – to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited...
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Jess C. Scott
When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.
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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
More Quotes By Amy Sedaris
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.
My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
